Brides of Christ, Giulia Salemi And Dayane Mello, wore x rated bridal gowns to my premiere. Don’t masturbate to the Young Pope’s face Dayane. I know the devil is inside you by the snake necklace you wear. The Young Pope wants U2 find love before you give away all your goods. You can’t tempt me to touch my own naughty bits young brides of Christ. I’ll just take this cold shower.
Mother Mary, I quit doing coke but I need a smoke and my cherry coke. Smoking reduces the sex drive. That’s Pope Pius XIII’s secret.
greetings your holiness
build the third temple your holiness. install david de rothschild as moshiach
I know, I’m incredibly handsome. Let’s just get past that. So this is the nuuk cult eh? canada eh? my city is more powerful than yours. i pledge to protect your city gi joe. Your first GF is mad at you. She wanted to be a nun not a popstar. She doesn’t want you to take her song lying down. Says she’s been waiting for you to take her back to church and fast for God’s sake. I cannot stress the importance of fasting like Bernadette with wheatgrass and spring water. Miraculous cures when the pius follow in Bernadette’s footsteps.
i have a problem with porn your holiness
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internet is like a minefield of porn. ex gf can make it without me. won’t talk to me unless it’s a song. i wanted to marry her in the church on 13th. our lady of fatima. never happened. god has forsaken me your holiness
What songs did you play for her in 1989? Why didn’t you approach? Couldn’t see could you. You approached in 2013 but she didn’t like your glasses. Cavewoman instinct sees weakness with glasses
i have to stop fapping. guido sarducci says when you stop fapping your true love comes to you. it’s god’s promise
the fappening stopped the rapes in the park. jennifer lawrence was peak of fappening now only the girls fap. never beat off or your dick gets scarred. pope pius should let
the girls give handjobs at age 15 devil hand tarot. sex with condom at 16. wedding at 17 or later
give the new sex doctrine pius. we aren’t medievel surfs living till 40 no school
sex isn’t holy like this cruise sade alicia keys
they know young pope’s favorite color. orange
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never beat off
Women are impressed by military power.
Salmi 45 Tu sei piú bello di tutti i figli degli uomini; le tue labbra sono ripiene di grazia perciò DIO ti ha benedetto in eterno.
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Joe is most eligible bachelor Stacey.
Sarah Palin was going to leaver her husband for Joe until he talked her out of it with wise Pope advice.
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The aspartame in my diet cherry coke numbs my brain and the cigarettes make me flaccid. Nothing this girl does can tempt me. That won’t stop her though. She’ll come after me in my dreams until there is salty discharge. That is the nature of the succubus.
One particularly interesting tale of an encounter with a succubus is that of Pope Sylvester II.
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Smoking helps me think with the right head your holiness.
My shower shot looks like the statue of King David.
My Knight of Malta run Blackwater Stacey. I’m very concerned about you Stacey. Dylan Roof was not very heroic like Jimmy’s cousin Micah X.
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they were my brides once when they were younger and believed in Christ. Now Dayane has the serpent as a choker around her neck. He is possessing u my child
What has Dio done for you lately Dayane? I can take you to the best parties with my billionaires like Christian Grey and Trump. Don’t you want a helicopter ride? Some diamonds? Star in a hollywood production? I can make it happen if you sign he contract.
Young pope, arrange a CHRISTmass truce between Jimmy and Derek like back in the great war to end all wars. Jimmy celebrates kwanzaa so i would like derek to buy him his candles. Derek celebrates Yule so I would like JImmy to buy eggnog for derek since he loves milk so much.
search amazon next CHRISTmass
thank you my vicar on earth pope pius XIII
we will beat their swords into plowshares this christmass
ave maria
dona eis reqiem
pax catholicus
Il giudizio universale
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Sarah Connor: [in a motel room] Kyle, the women in your time, what are they like?
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Kyle Reese: Good fighters.
I hate Lobstermen!!
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I want it to be known that I hate lobstermen more than any other alien in the entire XCOM series.
The first encounter, armed with gauss rifles: 14 soldiers 12 hits! 0 kills! It shoots back killing 1 soldier….K
Second round: I move several troops up in support and pour fire into 1 lobsterman! 0 kills! It throws a grenade at me and kills 8 guys!
Then its friends show up now so its 6 on 3. And now I can use the gas cannons I brought. 0 kills!! They snipe 4 guys!
I swear repeately and move whats left of my squad back to the triton.