G.I. Joe Jukic: The YMCA Intel Drop

Joe Jukic leaned back in his chair, adjusting his beret with a smirk. The briefing room was quiet except for the faint hum of an old cassette player, spinning the same tune that had haunted rallies and dance floors alike: “YMCA” by the Village People.

“Trump doesn’t do anything by accident,” Joe muttered, lighting a cigar. “You think a billionaire ex-President just picks a song at random? No. He’s sending a signal.”

Lady Jaye, sharpening her Ka-Bar knife, raised an eyebrow. “A signal to who? The deep state dance committee?”

Joe exhaled a plume of smoke. “Not exactly. I stayed at the YMCA when I was on Obama’s secret Lucko Croatian anti-terror mission. That mission took me straight to New York City—the belly of the beast. Wall Street, the Fed, Epstein’s old stomping grounds. I saw things, Jaye.”

She leaned in. “You saying Trump knows?”

Joe chuckled. “Oh, he knows. And he keeps dancing to YMCA because he’s rubbing it in their faces. That song is a coded reference to the operations, the meetups, the deals brokered in the shadows. You think it’s just about disco and short shorts? No, it’s about the underground network—safe houses, backroom negotiations, intelligence dead drops. It’s where the real war was fought.”

Lady Jaye tapped her knife on the table. “So what’s next, Joe? Another trip to NYC?”

Joe cracked his knuckles. “If you’re coming with me, Jaye, I might just be crazy enough to go back. Yo Joe!”

She smirked. “You always did love a good suicide mission.”

The tape rewound, and “YMCA” played again.