Earthquake Club

Brad PITT = SHITT

He says he would like to fight Ghandi. I would like to fight Brad Pitt dressed in Chicafil chicken suits. His first job was to dress up in a chicken suit in the sweltering Los Angeles heat. That was before his first BLOW job. Most likely, on Harvey Weinstein.

CONCLUSION

NEVER run to the boulevard of broken dreams in search of riches loyal Conspirazzi readers.

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Brad Pitt & The Bruce Lee Effect

Brad PItt is like Bruce Lee after fight club…everyone challenges him to a fight

CONCLUSION

BP’s real nemesis is the tabloids. I watched the tabloids destroy every relationship he’s ever had.

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The Redempition of Brad Pitt

Joe Black is the Protector of Brad Pitt’s family.
U take your son to his church to learn his Vietnamese language.
Submit/ acquiesce to Ned’s wishes for Pitt Lake. Give to your family in Pitt Meadows. Lend to them without interest.

CONCLUSION

Angelina paid for her Illuminati sacrifice sins. She paid with blood and organs from Dr. Quackefeller. Stop your alpha dogging in BS hollywood. (Brad Pitt on Kids and Paparazzi: “We’re hunted.”) Your 21 Jump street family will shield you from paparazzi. Gareth BAAL on Kanye’s BS and go to Tom Cruise’s old church before he got Mimi Rogers Playmate honeytrap in Scientology.

Agnes Dei

Dona Eis Brad Pitt pax aeterna

et lux aeterna

amen

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