Jeez, you two, get a log flume!
By now you’ve probably heard all about John Travolta getting sued for two million dollars by a masseuse claiming “sexual battery,” saying Travolta groped “his scrotum and the shaft of his penis.” To paraphrase the late great Robert Schimmel, I’d suck John Travolta’s dick in front of my mother for two million dollars. I admit the story is ridiculously tabloidy and sounds pretty far-fetched, and a lot of it sounds like a bad letter to Penthouse, but I couldn’t ignore some of the gems in there.
Such as…
-”There was an overweight black man preparing hamburgers, who meekly said ‘hey.’”
“Come to the East Village’s hottest new night club, Hamburgers. There’s overweight black men preparing hamburgers, naked jockeys on trapeze, and blind sherpas with nerf bow guns….” /Stephon.
-When the masseur says he reminded Travolta that sexual acts in exchange for money were illegal, the actor’s rebuttal is stated as, “Come on dude, I’ll jerk you off!” The suit also describes Travolta’s genitalia as “roughly 8 inches in length” with pubic hair that was “wirey and unkempt.”
8 inches, whoa! Do they even make them that big? That’s quite generous for a smear campaign. Meanwhile, my own pubic hair has been described as “perfectly coiffed, and as slick and smooth as a freshly-groomed fur seal.”
– “(Travolta) began screaming at Plantiff, telling Plantiff how selfish he was, that (Travolta) got where he is now due to sexual favors he had performed when he was in his ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ days; and that Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.”
-”Plaintiff moved away from Defendant, who then lumbered to his feet and began to move towards Plaintiff with erect penis bouncing around is [sic] stride.”
– (He said) he had done things in his past that would make most people throw up.
– When he started he wasn’t even gay and that the taste of ‘cum’ would make him gag.
– He was smart enough to learn to enjoy it, and when he began to make millions of dollars, that it all became worth it. [TMZ, HuffPo, WWTDD]
So Hollywood is run by gay Jews? Jeez, who knew John Travolta sounded so much like Mel Gibson? They also seem to have that whole “blow me first” thing in common. Though even if this is to be believed, Travolta is a lot nicer about it.
Also, and this is neither here nor there, but I think it’d be pretty cool if there was a sprightly masseuse who dressed up as a French mime and gave happy endings, and he called himself “The Wee Masseur.”
– Vince Mancini
Corey Feldman on Hollywood Pedophiles
“I can tell you that the No. 1 problem in Hollywood was and is and always will be pedophilia. That’s the biggest problem for children in this industry. … It’s the big secret,” Feldman said.
The “casting couch,” which is the old Hollywood reference to actors being expected to offer sex for roles, applied to children, Feldman said. “Oh, yeah. Not in the same way. It’s all done under the radar,” he said.
“I was surrounded by [pedophiles] when I was 14 years old. … Didn’t even know it. It wasn’t until I was old enough to realize what they were and what they wanted … till I went, Oh, my God. They were everywhere,” Feldman, 40, said.
“There’s one person to blame in the death of Corey Haim. And that person happens to be a Hollywood mogul. And that person needs to be exposed, but, unfortunately, I can’t be the one to do it,” Feldman said, adding that he, too, had been sexually abused by men in show business.
Feldman said his realization followed the discovery of what some adults around him had allegedly done to other children. “There was a circle of older men … around this group of kids. And they all had either their own power or connections to great power in the entertainment industry,” he said.
Oliver Stone’s Latina Fetish
The casting couch is notorious in Hollywood but rarely talked about in the supermarket tabloids. Invented by Jewish directors and producers in the 50’s, it was the easiest way Jews could get some shiksa tail.
Oliver Stone presents himself as a righteous, crusading leftist Jew. He visits Hugo Chavez in Venezuela and espouses left wing conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination in his films and personal life. But keep in mind that Oliver Stone is a Jews’ Jew. A self-loathing or self-hating Jew. He knows he has as much Semitic blood as any white guy walking down the street so he craves true Jewish blood. This is why Oliver Stone has a Latina fetish. Latinos have more Semitic Jewish blood flowing through their veins than any AshkeNAZI, Turkish fake Jew running around Israel today. I know this because I have a PHD in Jewology from Jacob Skunkola University. The University is shut down now because the Jewish Defence League is after Jacob, but his wise books remain and are mirrored by many other prominent Jewologists.
Oliver Stone’s neurosis stems from the fact that there is probably no Jewish blood running through his veins at all. When the Khazars converted to Judaism in the middle ages only the Cohen or priestly class had true Jew blood of Judah. Oliver Stone is a mongrelized Turk/German AshkeNAZI fake Jew. Sephardic, Spanish Jews are the true Semitic Jews, and as a religion are nearly extinct. As a race these true Jews rule South America as conquistadors. The secret marrano Jews ran Spain with an iron fist and used their Jesuits to conquer South Americas Indians. A Latino name like Agent Perez, who Rosario Dawson plays in Eagle Eye, is one of the names of the twin sons of Judah. The name Stone/Stein doesn’t really tell us anything Jewish at all. All it tells us is that Oliver Stone is the descendant of someone who sold precious stones.
In the movie U Turn Oliver Stone famously implemented the casting couch on Jennifer Lopez. She later became known as J Ho for succumbing to Oliver Stone’s casting couch romance. If you are going to star in a movie you usually have to do the scene with the director who is usually a Jew if it has any kind of a mainstream budget. J Ho was doubly in luck with this movie because she got to do the scene not only with the Semitically handsome Oliver Stone but with the equally Semitic Sean Penn. Who are they kidding? Sean Penn and Oliver Stone don’t look Semitic/Arabic, they look white.
In Oliver Stone’s Alexander Rosario Dawson did her first nude scene. She only agreed to do it if she could hold a knife in case Oliver Stone’s hands got busy. Imagine having to fight off Oliver Stone naked with a knife? Oy vey! I’m positive Oliver Stone made it clear to Rosario that not tugging on his erect shmeckel is Anti-Semitic and a hate crime.
I think it’s funny Rosario chose to have a “stoneless” engagement ring. Was she being socially conscious to not buy conflict diamonds or is she telling us something more?