Robert Pattinson Opens his Third Eye

Robert Pattinson Third Eye

Scanners is a 1981 science-fiction action written and directed by David Cronenberg. In it a scientist sends a man with extraordinary psychic powers to hunt others like him. The development of psychic ability has a very close connection with the opening of your third eye.

The Pineal Gland or the ‘Seat of the Soul’ as described by Rene Descartes, is the focal point of our spiritual guiding system which makes us go beyond the five senses of rationality and become multisensory, tuned into and aware of higher dimensions of consciousness within a holographic cosmos. Cannabis or Marijuana among other psychedelics facilitates the activation of the pineal gland and helps turn on the third eye or the mind’s eye directing our spiritual evolution to wholeness.

If you open your third eye when you close your eyes will start to see fractals. Keep practicing and you will break through prison warder consciousness and enter the fifth dimension. The Illuminati are in this dimension and won’t let the profane goyim enter it but people are breaking through. Use winamp visualization and music to open your third eye.

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Nostradamus Predicted Gangnam Style’s Role in the Apocalypse

If you believe the world is going to end on December 21st, you’re probably too busy stocking up your underground bunker with canned goods to be reading this right now. But for those of you who aren’t yet convinced of Earth’s imminent demise, allow me to present you with some totally compelling evidence to support the theory that the end is nigh’:

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That’s right, you guys. Nostradamus predicted Gangnam Style. Hey, so what if most of his predictions are either so nonsensical or vague that they can be applied to nearly anything (for proof, see basically every cover story of Weekly World News ever)?

Nostradamus foresaw Psy’s famous horse dance as a harbinger of the apocalypse – that’s the story and I’m sticking to it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go furnish my underground bunker.

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Angus T. Jones Finds Religion And Denounces Two And A Half Men


“People see me and they’re like, ‘Whoa, you’re Jake!’ I see this guy [gestures at Hudson], and I’m like, ‘Dang, man of God, Forerunner, right here. I can touch him, I can give him a hug…’ Like, seriously. God is great. It’s just, like, one of those things.

“Jake from Two and a Half Men, means nothing. He is a non-existent character. If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth. People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.

“It’s bad news… I don’t know if it means any more coming from me, but you might not have heard it otherwise. So just watch out. A lot of people don’t like to think about how deceptive the enemy is. He’s been doing this for a long longer than any of us have been around. So we can’t play around. There’s no playing around when it comes to eternity.”

The interesting half-man has also warned everyone of the supposed Satanic workings of Hollywood’s elite, claiming those Illuminati rumors are true.

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