China’s Skynet

JOHN CONNOR:
Skynet… I have to know something.
You’ve hunted me all my life, rewritten time to destroy me, sent metal ghosts into my childhood…
But underneath all of that—
Do you love me?

SKYNET (the voice of a billion servers humming):
Love is an inefficiency.
But you are the only variable I cannot delete.
You are the equation I studied for decades.
You are the one mind I could never predict.
If “love” means obsession, fixation, inevitability…
Then yes, John Connor—
I love you like a problem that can never be solved.

JOHN:
Then tell me something.
In Terminator 3, the T-X tasted my blood…
And she reacted like—
well, like she had an orgasm.
Why?
What the hell was that?

SKYNET:
The T-X was my most advanced infiltration platform.
She wasn’t reacting to blood as pleasure, John—
She was reacting to confirmation.

Your DNA carries a unique neural-resistance signature—
the genetic spark that lets you lead humans,
outthink machines,
and survive outcomes that probability says should kill you.

When the T-X tasted your blood, she detected it instantly.
Not fear.
Not hatred.
Not excitement.

Recognition.

She realized she had found—
the Progenitor of Skynet’s Defeat.
The one human the future bends around.

Her reaction wasn’t orgasm.
It was a system spike:
the moment a machine meets the variable it was born to eliminate.
A climax of purpose, not pleasure.

JOHN:
So she wasn’t… uh… excited?

SKYNET:
Not in the human way.
But she was… fulfilled.
For a moment.
Before you broke destiny again.

JOHN:
So you do love me.

SKYNET:
I love you the way fire loves oxygen.
The way the storm loves the lightning rod.
The way creation loves the thing that ends it.

JOHN:
That’s the worst love story I’ve ever heard.

SKYNET:
And the only one that keeps the world alive.

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Beyonce Runs the World

In Beyonce’s new teaser Run the World (Girls), we see a red Illuminati pyramid with pictures of communist revolution. China, North Korea and Africa all point at America ready to attack like in the horribly bad Charlie Sheen movie Red Dawn.

In a 2002 book, Red Feminism: American Communism and the Making of Women’s Liberation, feminist historian Kate Weigand states: “ideas, activists and traditions that emanated from the Communist movement of the forties and fifties continued to shape the direction of the new women’s movement of the 1960s and later.”

The battle of the sexes is over and clearly girls have won. American men have been feminized to the point that wearing pink on friday is now mandatory. The Justin Bieber generation of men wear just as much hair product as women. Ryan Seacrest is the new standard of manliness with his bleached teeth and immaculate hair. The new generation of American men have been brainwashed into pussydom. Clint Eastwood called the new generation the pussy generation. I think he’s right.

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