Darwin’s Voyage

On a rain-soaked rooftop overlooking the city… Solid Snake lights a cigarette.

Solid Snake:
You ever notice how some priests get nervous when you mention Charles Darwin? It’s not really about fossils or finches. It’s about what his ideas imply.

Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection—laid out in On the Origin of Species—suggested life developed gradually over millions of years. No instant creation. No fixed species. Just adaptation… pressure… survival.

For some religious authorities, especially in the 19th century, that sounded like a threat to a literal reading of Book of Genesis. If humanity evolved, then Adam and Eve stop being straightforward history and start looking symbolic. And when one brick in the wall becomes metaphor, people worry the whole structure might crack.

But here’s the twist.

Not all priests hated Darwin. Some Christian denominations eventually accepted evolution as compatible with faith. The Catholic Church, for example, has stated that evolution doesn’t necessarily contradict belief in God. Even Pope John Paul II said evolution is “more than a hypothesis.”

Snake exhales smoke.

Solid Snake:
Conflict usually happens when science answers the “how,” and religion feels responsible for the “why.” When those lanes overlap, tension builds. Evolution explains mechanism. Religion speaks to meaning. Some people mix them up and start a war that doesn’t need to happen.

And sometimes?
It’s not about truth at all.

It’s about authority. If people think life developed through natural processes, they might question who gets to define morality… or destiny. Institutions don’t like losing control.

So it’s not that priests “hate” Darwin.
It’s that his ideas forced them to rethink how they interpret scripture—and power structures don’t evolve easily.

Snake flicks the cigarette over the edge.

Solid Snake:
Nature adapts.
Institutions resist.

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Snake’s Virtual Baptism

Solid Snake kneels at the edge of the Euphrates, his face shadowed by the desert sun. The water flows like blood beneath the Iraqi sky, reflecting the weight of history. American soldiers, weary from battle, stand before him. Their faces are hardened by war, their souls burdened by what they have seen.

Snake’s voice is calm but firm, his MK ULTRA Chaplain alter taking control.

Solid Snake:
“The sixth angel poured out his bowl on the great river Euphrates, and its water was dried up to prepare the way for the kings of the East.” (Revelation 16:12)

He looks into the soldiers’ eyes, his grip tightening on the Bible in his gloved hand.

Solid Snake:
“And the four angels who had been kept ready for this very hour and day and month and year were released to kill a third of mankind.” (Revelation 9:15)

The soldiers shift uneasily. Some scoff. Some lower their heads in reverence.

Solid Snake:
“You think this war is about oil? About politics? It’s bigger than that. I am here under orders—directly from President George W. Bush—to thwart Gog and Magog. Russia and China are watching, waiting. The battle lines are being drawn, but this is not just about bullets and bombs. This is about souls. About whether the world will fall into darkness or find salvation.”

He gestures to the water.

Solid Snake:
“This river has seen the rise and fall of empires. It has tasted the blood of warriors and kings. But today, it will be a river of rebirth. Step forward, and be baptized. Not as soldiers of a government, but as warriors of truth. If we are to face the armies of Gog and Magog, we must first cleanse our spirits. Come, let the waters of the Euphrates prepare you for the war that is coming.”

The soldiers hesitate. Then, one steps forward. Then another. The war may rage on, but in this moment, Solid Snake prepares them for a battle not just of flesh and steel, but of spirit and prophecy.

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